i. hate. david. boreanaz. he is the biggest ass of all time. below is the transcipt of that oh-so-imfamous radio interview from www.slayage.com.

these fans were saying how he trashes the b/a relationship and i just thought that they were biased and that the WB were making him say anti-buff stuff cos it doesnt own buff anymore. but this. this is as bad as they were saying. the dj was trying soooo hard. bless him!

okay (this is what the original transcripter says), [and these are my comments].

David Boreanaz Radio Interview

DJ: It's David Boreanaz on the phone. He's probably a household name, but I'll go ahead and give the patented plug for him and his show. (laughs) (uses an overdone announcer voice) He plays soulful vampire Angel on the WB every Monday night at 9:00, setting hearts to fluttering all over the world. But, alas, girls, he was just snatched up. You recently got married, eh, bro?

David: Yes, yes I did. It was incredible. Jamie took my breath away as she came down the aisle.

DJ: Jamie takes my breath away, too.

David: (laughing) Yeah, she's hot. [average californian bleach blonde] But you know, looks aside, she's a wonderful person. She makes me laugh like nobody else.

DJ: I heard a rumor that you guys will be a family of three soon.

David: That's true.

DJ: You scared?

David: Only literally. [no. metaphorically. its an abstract idea, hon, not a figure of speech.] This is just, it's such a huge step, but I'm ready for it. And you know, it's right. So... (you can tell that he's finalized that statement in a way that tells the DJ to move on to the next question)

DJ: I'd be terrified if I was about to be a dad. [he's trying so hard]

David: Well, I'll get some practice on the show. Angel just became a father on the show. (he emphasizes 'on the show' both times) [this is db advertising for the show which needs no name because of the pompous actor who plays the protagonist.]

DJ: That's right! Angel's a father. What's it like having a baby on the set.

David: We have to be quiet more. When they say 'Quiet on the set' now, cameras may not be rolling, but the kid is napping. [no. 'quiet on the set means noise on set whenever] (laughs) Actually, it's pretty neat. I love the little baby.

DJ: Darla killed herself, right? The baby's mother? Who's gonna step up and help Angel raise the baby? Buffy?

David: God, no. [geez, dont have to be blasphemous.] Buffy's pretty much out of the picture. They've played their storyline and that's just the past. I think between Cordelia and Fred he'll be mommied to death. But, Buffy's just the past. [remind me to say "i told you so" when joss cooks up a happy ending]

DJ: Oh, come on. Buffy can never really be just the past, can she? I mean, that's Angel's soulmate.

David: I think Darla was probably his soulmate. [obsession, honey, does not equal soulmate] I mean, they spent a hundred years together, then made a baby [because angel made a brainless mistake]. You can't just--

DJ: Well, then Buffy was his first love.

David: Angel was Buffy's first love [actually, angel said that *his* first love was buffy. he actually said that for 240 sth years he's loved no one else], but Angel loved Darla in a sick [no offence to darla, but let me emphasise the word 'sick'] way.

DJ: I'm a Buffy/Angel fan. Sorry. [go man, go!]

David: You're forgiven. [honey, YOU should be apologising] No, I'm just saying that the two shows are on different networks and it's not gonna happen. There's no more story there for those two. Buffy isn't Angel's priority anymore. In season one and two of our show, she was always in the back of his mind, well, now it's all about the baby and Buffy is just, well, she's just a person he used to know [love and still does].

DJ: Awww, come on! The story there was so incredible.

David: And like every good story, it came to an end [i like fairytales, and i'm sure ticca would back me up on that. they always live happily ever after.]. And then started over. On. Different. Networks. (again with the emphasis)

DJ: Is Angel going to hook up with Cordy?

David: Well, I'm all for it. I don't know what the writers have planned in that regard, but I'm a fan of Charisma's work and I'd love for our characters to be romantically involved. Cordy is really what Angel needs, I believe. [being a c/a shipper, i still resent that. he's way too eager. perhaps because charisma has larger boobs than SMG?]

DJ: And she's hot, too.

David: Incredibly hot. [see.] Charisma's low maintenence if you can believe that. I've worked with a lot of female celebrities [you havent worked that much, you're practically obscure] and I've got to tell you Charisma doesn't care if her hair's messy or her lipstick isn't dark enough. She gives a hundred percent of her ability and her looks aren't her priority all the time. [he hints at smg being high-maintanence, but yo'd expect that. part of the legend of the female celebrity.]

DJ: Is Darla coming back?

David: I don't know. Certainly people rarely stay dead in the Joss Whedon world, but you never know.

DJ: Buffy just came back to life, too.

David: (he audibly sighs) [huh, ruuuude!] Yeah.

DJ: Did you get a chance to see the musical? Because I was thinking-

David: I don't watch television much. I don't even watch *my* show half the time [you dont need to, you're in it], so no, I haven't been following Buffy. [which quality television]

DJ: As I was saying, Joss got a taste of singing with the Kareoke bar on your show and it carried over to Buffy.

David: Maybe. [deniaaal]

DJ: Are you on vacation right now for the holidays. (DJ sounds at a loss at this time [poor baby!] because David isn't being too forthcoming.)

David: Not really. We've been doing some overdubbing, but-

DJ: That's where you go back into the studio and say the lines again, yeah?

David: Yeah, sometimes it doesn't come out on film so the sound people will re-record just the lines. [shut up, bore man.]

DJ: We're gonna wrap things up. I'll ask you one last question. What do you want Santa to bring you?

David: I've got more than enough. [dont do the i-am-a-hollywood-star-and-is-therefore-selfless routine.] I just want people [i'm afraid you've mis-understood the question, "santa to bring YOU".] to find some inner peace and to cope with the tragedies of the country.

DJ: Thank you for calling in, David. Congrats on your wedding and your baby and I hope that the show does well. [a cheer for the nice DJ]

David: Thanks! (click) [sound of dumb blond not pleasing his fans, the reason of him being where he is now.]

again, dumb blonde has proven his inability to answer simple questions and to say completely the wrong things. boo hiss.

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