i was playing with the speakable items of my mac and its so funny. i chose the voice "whisper" which said, "pssst. hey you. yes you. did you think i was talking to the mouse?" and i told it to tell me a joke. so they were all knock knock jokes and weren't funny, but hey. speaking computer.

they have other voices:

junior: "my favourite food is pizza."

princess: "when i grow up i'm gonna be a scientist."

zarvox: "that looks like a peaceful planet."

ralph: "the sum of the squares of the x and the y triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenus."

deranged: "i really need to go on a really long vacation."

albert (sounds like grandpa simpson): "i've got a frog in my throat. no, i mean a real frog."

hysterical : "please stop tickling me!"

the computer doesn't recognise half the stuff i say but it helps to speak in an american accent.

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