i'm surrounded by curtain stuff, hooks, hoops, curtain material, tassels. you know those face wipe things, dove and olay make them; you get a towel with soap on it, so you wet it and it foams? my mum is gonna make a net curtain from those. she's a wacky woman.

i feel so not myself today. i watched 2.2 eps of ER and some enterprise. i switched off the TV when i turned to BBC 2 and they were showing star trek: the next generation. i think. i'd hate to be a trekkie. i'm an X-phile, a buff buff, a smallville whatever they call it. i'm more a shipper than a fan of the actual show anyway. but star trek fails to attract me. the only one i watch is enterprise cos i like the oriental language girl. i used to watch deep space nine but they don't show it anymore. but hey, i can name 3 captains: kirk, picard (looks and sounds wrong), sisquo (sounds like the short, black dude who sang about thongs...). so i'm not even sure. good.

back to ER. i saw the funniest episode. carter ended his shift, but the chinesey doctor begged him to look at a patient with a cut toe. he agrees and on the way he gets peed on by an old man who would not give up his beer: "its my personal property!"

it turns out the patient's toe is practically hanging off "like a fat noodle". as carter is injecting something into the toe, the patient's friend (they were at a metallica concert) faints. "it happens," says carter. but he's not breathing and is rushed into the operating theatre. he mixed alcohol with some drug.

after dealing with that, carter leaves the theatre to the not-breathing-guy's girlfriend and her friend. the girlfriend has bacteria in her bloodstream. the friend, who is high and hallucinating bloodstains on the ceiling, tells him that her piercing is infected. he tells her to show it to him, but she doesnt want to do it. then she lifts her robe. "yeah, its definately infected." then the high friend jumps onto carter, they spin a bit, then she flys off, hits the window and breaks her arm.

then carter helps out the chinesey doctor and the one who has a long name that isn't romano and gets blood all over his robe. they need kerry. so he runs out of the hospital, rips off his robe. blood is all over his trousers. his light coloured trousers. its wet outside, he slips and falls flat on his back, gets up and runs to the bar where kerry is perpetually with the PI she hired to find her mother. now that he found her mother, she sacks him.

back to carter. "we beeped you three times!" she limps with him back to l'hopital. she takes one look at the x-ray. apparently the chinesey doctor and the one who has a long name that isn't romano misdiagnosed and killed him. they wait for him to die. then kerry bollocks the chinesey doctor and the one who has a long name that isn't romano while carter watches.

kerry returns to the bar. she left the beeper in the toilet cubicle.

there was stuff with luca and abby too. abby went to luca's place where he is playing on his playstation. she asks if he has anymore furniture. "i have an aquarium." they go out to this restaurant where luca knows everyone. abby is starving, but they don't serve food anymore. after discussion, she gets to live on potato cream soup. then luca says that abbie has "an insect up your anus."

hahahahaha! i'm sure i've seen that ep before.

then just now i saw the smallpox episode, part one. i hate season finale cliffhangers. is carter gonna get smallpox? is thekid gonna die?????

okay, wongsiu. ER is good. but stressful even too watch. they're all gonna die early deaths. mark greene is just the first.

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