I am Sean Astin, the cute and squishy one and a fabaroonie child star. I had to put on weight to play the part of Sam and I am NOT a HAPPY BUNNY! I may well kill Peter Jackson in the night. Why, I can never look at a Shepard's Pie the same way again...
The very essence of Strong and Silent, they wonder if I can really act at all. (I can't) Still, I have teeangers worldwide falling over themselves, and I sure know my bow from my arrow, so I gotta have something going for me!
I would reside in Bree, making a healthy living out of selling Ale and a night's accomodation to the inhabitants of four villages, Rangers and other wanderers. But I would have a stupid name, so the Karma evens out in the end.
