the wonderful, self-absorbed world of the meme. i think it's time to give into the darkness. stolen form this girl, who i sort of know from hk.

Describe Your:

[Wallet]: denim, with pockets and stuff like the back of a pair of jeans. and let's not forget the mini handcuffs! it's also completely impractical cos you tend to open the change compartment by mistake and all your money falls out.

[Hairbrush]: boring black from boots.

[Jewellery worn daily]: cross.

[Pillow cover]: ikea streaky thing. mostly blue with a bright red and green lines.

[Shoes]: nike sling backs

[Favourite pants]: gap wide-leg khakis with turn-ups

[CD in stereo right now]: no CDs, but i'm sure i was listening to aqualung last.

[Wishing]: you know. something to do with marrying someone with the surname hales.

[After this]: sleep? more late-night surfing?

[Talking to]: myself.

[The last thing you ate?]: oranges.

[Do you like candles]: no. they are sometimes stinky and they can burn down your house. and with, you get smoke, which triggers the smoke alarm, which is Loud.

[Do you believe in love]: yes. and truth. and beauty.

[Do you believe in love at first sight]: yes. i have become a hopeless romantic. my heart has opened like a flower and all that crap.

[Do you believe in forgiveness]: yes.

[If you could have any animal for a pet]: a chick. but then it'd grow up to be a chicken, which is something i do not like.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT...(the last person WHO. get it right.)

[CALLED YOU] my aunt. in hk.

[SLEPT IN YOUR BED] me.

[Last person who saw you CRY] haven't cried in a long time, actually. probably my mum.

[MADE YOU CRY?] hm... all my friends cos i don't wanna leave them.

[SPENT THE NIGHT OVER AT YOUR PLACE] wongsiu?

[YOU SHARED A DRINK WITH] my mother.

[WENT TO THE MOVIES WITH] chess, ticca, hannah and ashleigamahahahaha...

[YOU WENT TO THE MALL WITH] haven't been in a long, long, long time. probably meine mutti (great german, i know. i need to think of news ways to say 'mum', ok?)

[YELLED AT YOU] mummy.

[SENT YOU AN EMAIL] [email protected] (who i bet is ben hales. it was an automated notification from aqualung.net to tell me that someone replied to my post)

HAVE YOU EVER...

[TAKEN A PICTURE OF YOURSELF WITH A MILK MOUSTACHE AND SENT IT TO THE MILK PEOPLE?] i don't think people do this in the uk. so maybe in the future.

[SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND NOT MEANT IT] yes. sorry. i love you, you know.

[GOTTEN INTO A FIGHT WITH YOUR CAT / DOG / FISH / BIRD] yes. over a tennis ball.

[BEEN TO NEW YORK?] no, but i'd love to.

[BEEN TO FLORIDA?] ditto.

[CALIFORNIA?] yeah. twice.

[HAWAII?] yeah.

[MEXICO?] no.

[Philippines?] no.

[Danced naked?] all the time. clothing restricts movement.

[Had a dream about something really crazy?] do you Read my diary?

[Had a mud bath?] that cannot be pleasant.

[Wished you were the opposite sex?] once every month.

[Had an imaginary friend?] yeah. they were animals, though. like donnie darko's rabbit friend, frank, but less evil.

WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS...

[Has the most distinct laugh?] me. i am my friend.

[Will grow up and be a model?] we are too deep for that sort of thing. but we all could, if we wanted the money.

[Is going to have the most kids?] ticca. and the daddy? daniel radcliffe.

[Have you known the longest?] lydia.

[Knows you the best?] god knows. i am a mystery. not really. wongsiu.

[Is the loudest?] karen.

[Is the quietest?] ticca.

[Do you have the most classes with?] huh. nay, i think.

[FRIGGIN HUGE EYES] karen. especially with her eyeliner.

[Do you miss the most?] everyone. i am Leaving. god!

[What was your last meal?] crab. lots of crab. crab which gave me food poisoning. and let me tell you. food poisoning is UGLY. never again.

[Are you bored?] what are you joking? 12:36 pm?

[How many of your buddies are online?] no one. no one is online.

[Last movie you saw?] city clickers was on just now.

[Last noise you heard?] mah momma.

[Last birthday party you went to?] do people have those anymore?

[Last time you went out of state?] what state? left the country last october, though.

[What is your lucky number?] 2. it's not lucky. i just like it.

YOU:

[hair] dark brown, reddish in bright light. it�s getting long...

[piercings] nada

[tattoos] nada

[my obsession] matthew nicholas hales and benjamin keeston hales. and thanks for asking.

[MY MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE:] ooh. miri said i have nice lips.

[MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO] search the web for old RUTH stuff.

[I'M WEARING:] jammies

[I'M DRINKING:] ginger tea stuff.

[I'M LISTENING TO:] the bloody humming of the computer and a chorus of �good luck� by RUTH, which is in my head a the moment. (dream on little man/a serious sleeper dreams a little deeper/i'll meet you there...)

[I'M FEELING:] sleepy.

[I'M THINKING:] what do you think? begins with m, ends with s, rhymes with bat bales.

WORD ASSOCIATION

[kill]die!

[shag] asking for it. here�s some variation: begins with b, ends with s, rhymes with men males.

[slap] my thigh and all me cheeky boo.

[look like] shite.

[be like] shite.

[avoid] eating crab.

LAST PERSON

[touched?] maman

[talked to?] ditto

[hugged?] H?

[instant messaged?] sarah.

[kissed?] mummy!

[had a crush on?] take your pick: bat bales or men males.

[who broke your heart?] hm. what did i say before?

WHERE DO YOU

[eat?] in a chinese restaurant which serves crab.

[dance?] in the discotheque. no wait, you cry there.

[cry?] which leads us neatly to this question.

[wish you were?] peacefully asleep and not poisoned by crab.

Personal:

01. Who is your role model: mother teresa. no really? buffy.

02. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: hello?

03. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex: yes. please read question 2.

04. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: no.

05. Have you ever lied to your best friend(s): yeah. in a not telling them way. yes.

06. Ever wanted to get revenge on someone because they hurt you: yes, but '�vengeance is mine, i will repay,� saith the Lord.'

07. Rather be dumper or dumpee: dumper. duh!

08. Rather have a relationship or a "hook-up": relationship complete with blissful marriage and white picket fences.

09. Want someone you don't have right now: *makes face* ticca and chess, you know the one.

10. Ever liked your best guy/girl friend: i like all my friends. whatever do you mean?

11. Do you want to get married: read question 8.

12. Do you want kids: not quite sure if kids fit into my white picket fence fantasy. not even sure if the white picket fence thing fits. maybe i�ll have post-modern ironic picket fences in my warehouse conversion.

13. Do you believe you know the person whom you will marry at this point in time: know of. know of. (we�ll make a stalker fan out of you yet.)

14. Are you happy with you: hmm... (that was a positive hm.)

15. Are you happy with your life: ditto.

16. If you could change something in your life right now, what would it be: all my friends miraculously transport themselves to houston and we'll have a gay old time in some american high school.

this sucker took me a whole hour. bitches.

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