just saw The Faculty. not half as bad as i'd expected. in fact it's relatively good... ok, lets not give it that much credit. but elijah wood was in it, so credit needed. (you, liar, miri, you, "oh, he only has two lines in the film." he was the bloody protagonist!) good for pretty boy. my favourite line had to be "no! not the balls!" heh. and the expression on his face when his parents took away his porno mags. love him. and his cute sucking of juice.

gotta say, my favourite character had to be zeke (josh harnett) although the hair was atrocious and i dont really like him anyway. he was way clever and stuff. but why was he re-doing high school? so was not paying attention. to him, anyway.

the drugs being diuretc (spelling? whatever.) and therefore killing the aliens. that was odd. them all taking the drugs too. odd. suppose there's some allegorical meaning to all this, right? --the world is out to kill you. drugs is your saviour.-- lame. but entertaining.

colour me ignorant, but didnt even know what "faculty" meant. well, "the staff" just doesnt have that ring to it.

the aliens were lame. and the severed head trying to get back to body? cliched much?

delilah. clone of cordelia. way old, not of the stunning. selma hayak looked younger and prettier.

and didnt selma hayak have the smallest part yet she was advertised as majorly big in the film. same with usher. he was even on the video cover. and the cover. the names didnt even match. geez.

wasnt that the biggest "i know that actor, now where have i seen him/her before?" film. we have lilith from frasier and was that doggit as coach? doggit the mulder replacement?

tommy hilfiger. excess amount of advertising going on there. kinda wierd when al their clothes are red white and blue. and patches of yellow.

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th since 5th october 2001