shopping on Oxford Street sounds better than it is. i only got socks, postcards and a cardigan - where was all the nice stuff i imagined? and why was Topshop full of people on a Monday?

i saw Sarf. this is cool because i've never seen her before and only heard her voice once. but less cool because she had a plane to catch and could only stay for an hour. it had to do with a Cathay Pacific man who was a Liar.

i finished reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time. i recommend it to anyone.

forgot to say that we also made Rose/Pepsi/Glass/Salt/Pepper/metaphorical Ketchup porn in the pub yesterday. and something else really fun at the ime that i can no longer remember. perhaps i'll tell you tomorrow when you've forgotten about the pub meeting all together?

i remember now! we said that Matt is Chips and Ben is Potato Wedges. and Kim was therefore Ketchup and Kerry the Parsley that gets sprinkled on Wedges. so Kofi must be some Potato/Tomato Hybrid.

oh and i saw some people from my primary school (and they stared back at me from across the road, more scared than because of recognision, porbably). they have shaved all their hair off... and must have been skiving, because don't they have school?

and i saw the waitress from China City restaurant who used to say that i was pretty. she doesn't work there now, which makes me sad. she didn't see me today either. i tried to speak to a new waiter in Mandarin but he replied so quickly that i didn't understand.

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