25.04.2003 ~ 8:03 pm
rachel �i�m-gonna-be-cast-as-helen-of-troy-and-marry-orlando-bloom� G was making a handle for her bread-bin. she was trying to choose between two wooden spheres of different sizes.
�the big fat knob or the little tiny one?�
a lower sixth snickered.
i couldn�t help but crack up.
rachel reconsidered and said, �the big fat ball or the tiny little one?�
�HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!� i said
�the little tiny knob,� my DT teacher chose.
it got worse when rach fixed the tiny little knob onto the door with a long piece of dowel.
she was trying to cut the dowel when i looked up.
�hehehehe!� it was that wonderful friday high.
�we might as well get this over with,� she said, �bollocks.�
and so we started playing Bollocks. you know.
H read about matt hales on teletext this morning. 567, je crois. couldn�t find it, though. she was all excited cos she knew that i�d get all excited. i love you, hon!
speaking of My Love *places hand over heart*, he is featured in the Guardian today. if you�re cheap and lazy like me you can read it here. how could you resist random goodness like:
"He liked to wear extravagant waistcoats, and I always think that points to a certain sadomasochism."
he is also gonna be in Cheltenham , new york and manchester. all three places far away from where i live. Cheltenham, though. *cough*wongsiu*cough*. he is also gonna be in GQ magazine next week, so expect me to be in a WH Smiths near you leafing through photos of semi-nude women. (fingers crossed for the thong and the python. on matt hales, not the women.)
he will also be on re:covered on the 6th of june, the day i have my RS philosophy lesson.
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