yesterday was that charity day thing. i was in the dining room the entir time with babs and ticca doing both shifts. no one came. but just as well, we pigged out on the stuff we couldn't didnt sell.

twas sugary euphoria. i think the high was so sustained that i had no awareness of it. hannah was like "chooocolaaaaaaaate! lala!" and i just snicked. in hindsight i don't snicker.

no one believed ticca and i that you can eat ice cream with coke or sprite. in HK they have a name for these. they're called ice cream floats and also, thats where the term ice cream soda comes from. closed minded english people.

the chocolate coins decided to breed at the bottom of the "pot of gold" and it too at least 5 minutes for babs and i to get them all out.

so i took a bag of haribo home and was eating it infront of the TV in bed. it mad ethe orsbournes the best television ever. they were hurling hams and bagels at there psycho neighbours, quite funny. i really love them, even sharon. apparently elijah wood is dating the eldest daughter, aimme, the one who refused to go join the TV show. she's 19. she's not very pretty. none of the osbourne children are very attractive. i think kelly is quite cute, but they're definately less attractive than their parents.

so after that i saw graham norton with will young. he quite decent really, i like him. apparently someone in america came up to him while he was eating and told him to get new teeth. how tactless! and inaccurate. i�m not sure if they�re white enough, but i took a really good look at will young�s teeth and they�re quite good, in that all american no-incisors way. they�re a bit small for the american ideal, but still, they�re good theeth. i mean, gareth gates has bad teeth. elijah wood has bad teeth. so will young was like �excuse me, i�m having my meal. please go way.� you go, will!

i�ve been a real mouth/teeth person lately. all parents evening i�ve been zoning out and generally watching the teachers talk, but not listening. miss T, my RS teacher, really reminds me of chloe. she has the whole smile thing going on and her gums show a lot, like chloe. i like her.

back to my TV high. then i saw this jonathan ross talkshow. he had the coolest guests: alan davies, david blaine, miss dynamite and enrique iglesias.

i missed alan davies, which is a shame cos i love jonathon creek. but i saw david blaine, who did this trick where he sticks this needle all the way through his hand. i said trick, cos apparently its an illusion, but really it didnt look it. he�s amazing. i saw the needle actaullt tenting the skin of his hand on the other side than poking through. his next trick is gonna be hanging off tower bridge off a helicopter chained up with iron boots then getting cut off. he�s gonna have to align himself in a way so that he falls straight in without breaking anything and then getting out of the chains and the boots so he doesnt drown. sounds cool.

then miss dynamite was really cool, she performed this song which i thought was really wierd. (i should take up radio listening again sometime; i know no music) then she talked about how she gets searched all the time in airports cos of her name and that her real name is naomi. she seems really down to earth.

did you know that enrique iglesias is 6 foot 2? everyone says that he�s really short. or is that shakira? whatever. he�s like a cross betweem ricky martin and charlotte church. (ricky - enrique, iglesias - church; get it? no. i thought it was bad too.) anyhoo, he has senor�s mouth. the very same lips. its like madrid mouth or something. and i like his hat. it covers his bad hair. jonathan ross was all �what�s with the hat?� and enrique was like �i think it makes me look really cool. when i was little, i was really uncool. now that i get to be the cool guy ... look, i have hat head!� who�s shallow now, ticca?

but i still dont like his music. its so mundane. so poppy. i dont see how anyone can really enjoy it. (let alone someone 23 years old) that was a dig at mon coz, btw.

man, i typed to much. so i�m gonna leave you with something to think about:

did you know that a smallville site which features largely the lex-a-dillo got an email from the WB asking if it wanted to be an affiliate? cos that�s family material. the WB probably recognised the importance of lex and his �dillo� to its existance. hmm. that was two whole pages of crap. wow.

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