happy valentines to y'all. had the norm v day today. nothing happened, except for a spanish test, which i had so obviously failed (although it was open-book). nay and meera were exchanging v cards. lots of fun especially when i got to write in them all the names of the people who nay loves. that list was quite large plus i missed about 4 people. upon my insistance, ticca wrote made my a valentine. from db. which was so not what i was looking for. so she added "and maybe elijah wood". it was lame, plus it was on a sheet of file paper which had a lame heart drawn on it. so i threw it away.

people seem to really stress v day this year. even the weather forcast had roses in the background of the picture of the british isles.

and so in the day when love is in the air, chess and i decided that lord of the rings is a gay romp. we both love it, but how can you deny the homosexual undertones? theres the frodo/sam relationship. sam calls frodo 'master' like some bondage thing (in orgasmic voices: "whos your master?" "you are! you are my master!"). lets not forget their declaration of their love for each other and there was a passage chess showed me today in which sam tells his 'master' to lay his head onto his lap, and he does, then sam 'breathes heavy' and puts his hand 'on his master's breast'.

and i was surfing around when i found a lotr slash community specialising in legolas/aragorn, frodo/sam and gandalf/frodo (which everyone finds v. disturbing). these people were discussing this bit in the fellowship of the ring (ie el movie) in which aragorn apparently swoons into legolas' arms like some damsel. heh! someone find me that scene.

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apparently i have vampire bite marks on my neck. sure. in my spare time i enjoy bloodplay, get bats flying in through my bedroom window all the time.

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th since 5th october 2001