21.03.2004 ~ 10:46 pm
homework is a lost cause.
instead, let's waste time with mad libbing:
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young BODY DISPOSER named MATT. He was SHRILLY PAINTING in the TERRIFIC forest when he met BEAUTIFUL BEN, a run-away BUTCHER from the TREMENDOUS Queen VIOLA.
MATT could see that BEAUTIFUL BEN was hungry so he reached into his TUBE and give him his STRAIGHT MUFFIN. BEAUTIFUL BEN was thankful for MATT's MUFFIN, so he told MATT a very LONG story about Queen VIOLA's daughter MISSY. How her mother, the TREMENDOUS Queen VIOLA, kept her locked away in a SHOPPING CENTRE protected by a gigantic BIRDIE, because MISSY was so MYOPIC.
MATT KILLED. He vowed to BEAUTIFUL BEN the BUTCHER that he would save the MYOPIC MISSY. He would BLOW the BIRDIE, and take MISSY far away from her evil mother, the TREMENDOUS Queen VIOLA, and KISS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLOND RAIN and BEAUTIFUL BEN the BUTCHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BIRDIE from his story. TREMENDOUS Queen VIOLA BUZZED out from behind a BROOCH and struck MATT dead. In the far off SHOPPING CENTRE you could hear a SINGING.
THE END.
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