25.11.2003 ~ 7:47 pm
i am watching Never Been Kissed. why does Drew Barrymore get teachers who look like Michael Vartan?
maybe after i graduate top of the class in Harvard and start a job in investigative reporting. i mean, i'm doing the whole laptop typing thing already.
OH MY GOD!!!! he likes her!!! yes. undercover reporting is the way to go. when i'm a gorgeous, immaculately groomed twenty something. actually, i'm fantastic now. what am i talking about? i'll be hanging with other gorgeous immaculately groomed twenty somethings! and marrying people i love.
they've got some woman with a british accent doing Victora's Secret ads, but she has ther most irritating voice. i can do so much better. maybe i should do voice things for money.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! she just flicked a condom in his face. oh look! she's popular! thank you skinny guy in revealing shirt. oh my god his name is Rufus! he's gay. oh, his name is Guy. looks like a young, less weird lookign Thom Yorke, perhaps.
guess what i'm eating.
wrong.
wrong.
wrong.
ok, i have no idea what you guessed, but if you did get it right, tell me. i am eating... big pineapple sticks!
how do telemarketers sound so perky when they know that everyone hates them?
ooh. Rosalind and Orlando, or as i like to think, Ganymede and Orlando. ahhhhh, literary girly boys.
she's prom queen! oh my god, The Cardigans. no, don't look disappointed, Vartan! she's really your age. stop falling in love with her, she's your student, for god's sake! oh, it's ok now. oh, he's run away. now he's all puppy eyes!
i apologise, but i like this film.
oh no! don't cry, Drew! eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Vartan! *dies*
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