today, as i was leaving the vicinity of the school, i fell down the stairs.

i missed a step, so i thought:

�you missed a step; you�re gonna fall�

so fall if did. i knew it, and i couldn�t do anything about it. i was like keanu reeves in the matrix: everything slowed down, except i didn�t. so i tripped and bounced down three steps on my ass. what i found really amusing was that i saw two steps but i felt three.

i started laughing before the fall ended. bouncing down stairs is a funny feeling. digs and seetay said:

�are you ok?�

i said:

�hahahahahaha!�

i got up and tried to walk away, but my dt file was stuck in the stair railings.

when i got down to the lockers i proclaimed to digs and seetay:

�i fell down the stairs!�

and they would know since they were there.

�shouldn�t you be in pain?�

�actually, my right butt cheek and ribs are killing me.� i proudly tell everyone, laughing hysterically.

also of the malco, was the fact that yesterday, i sat on a non-chair, aware of the fact that babs had pulled it way several minutes before. as i sat down, i thought, �the chair isn�t there. let�s sit anyway.� so to my surprise there was no chair and i ended up with my ass on the floor. �huh� i thought.

what�s more amusing, was that some chinese guy sent in a video of him doing just that with a cup of water to johnny vaughn tonight�s �you�ve been faked� thing (he got paid �251, �that�s one McFlurry in your gob, lisa riley.�). must be the oriental blood.

its friday, also known as cry-me-a-river day.

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