cook, and i wash and i do everything. not really. but not having a mother really sucks. she's in houston enjoying broadband. evil. she's all "get offline so we can talk" well i've been downloading her things off AOL while simultaneously cooking dinner. i don't want to move out ever. i'll be some sad college girl who hangs out with her parenta all the time. at least i'll have clean underwear.

last week, i was anticipating this motherless week and i suddenly froze while showering cos i realised that i cannot work the washing machine. i thought "shit, you'll be wallowing in dirty underwear!" but really, i can cope with even laundry. its not very hard when the machine has clever markings that tell you how to work it. my dad, on the otherhand, shrunk some stuff the other day. he said, "i couldn't be bothered to take anything out."

"i put it in a bag to make it easy, you ass!" i said.

bloody.

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