so i was gone for one day. one day and everything is changed. i went to thesmallvilletorch.com today, and guess what? the smallville season 2 press shots were released. and john glover is one of the regulars. a touch of class. the luthors are officially the coolest family. villains are always the cool ones.

the group shot is hilarious and badly arranged. they're all standing in what i think is lex's multipurpose room and they're all looking up at the camera.

it looks as if chloe is the main character, as she is standing right in the middle, and she's all done up. this is the first of BlondeBombshell!Chloe. she's all bare-shouldered and cleavagy. remember season 5 BtVS willow? everyone looks sort of casual in the press shot and she's wearing this elaborate corset with pieces of gold and flowery, golden embroidery. well BlondeBombshell!Chloe even has the same hair as Vamp!Willow - extra flicky. is this the beginning of Evil!Chloe?

from the group shot it looks as if the show is about chloe. ma and pa kent are her parents and clark is her mysterious and hunky big brother. lionel luthor is having an affair with her mum (martha kent). pete is chloe's childhood friend and works for pa kent. lana is chloe's plain-jane-but-actually-very-gorgeous best friend (come on, look at what she's wearing). lex is clark's best friend whom chloe has a crush on, but really clark and lex have a more than a platonic relationship which lana knows about because she used to date clark. however, she does not tell chloe apparently for fear of hurting her. in fact, lana is really a sadistic bitch whose latest project is to seduce lex. this show should have some lame rip-off name like "chloe!" or "my so called perfect life". suggestions to me.

i already thought of new stuff. lana is really the love child of martha and lionel. yes, they go that far back and yes, she looks chinesy, but did the smallville writers take that into consideration? and still yes, that would make her relationships with clark and lex (he's still the son of lionel) very incestuous indeed. albeit half-incestuous.

that was fun. now for more fun! chat with michael rosenbaum on AOL next tuesday at 7:30 pm ET! wait a second, isnt that in th eafternoon when i'm in school where thay have no AOL? and also, Jet with Lex Luthor! fly first class to LA to meet michael rosenbaum and he'll take you to vancouver on his private luthorcorp jet and then give you a tour around the set of smallville! somehow i think that its not applicable for people living not in the USA. reason no. 1452 for why i should have stayed in houston. reason no. 1451 was that they dont sell cheap, long, blonde wigs here. but they do in spencer's, which is across the atlantic ocean.

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