nothing is happening. nothing. i have nothing to type about. but i'm here. why? well, lets see. i have NOthing to do. i'm gonna check ma mail. logging in... 1 email. i am so popular. lets bet that its a WB newsletter i subscribed for. advertsing repeats. i WB has no life. correction: i have no life. the WB is not a living thing. it does not display any signs of life. lets see... MR GREEN.

Movement
Reproduction
Growth
Respiration
Excretion
Exitability
Nutrition.

good to know that i remember first year biology. now letes check mail... turns out i didnt click the link cos a stupid link came out.

worse than the WB insider. i have spam in my inbox. at least its not free pussy from myself. i'm gonna name and shame:

freequote@ four86.six86.com - ADV: Lowest life insurance rates available! unyoe

what's unyoe? spammer code? whatever.

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