i AM faking illness. i'm gonna puke tonight so my mum wont let me go to choir rehearsal and i'll phone jenny who will tell mr music/choir man. jenny and i cooked it up. she's been telling everyone. not sure if that's safe, but she's his pet cos she's singing the soprano solo so it should work out ok.

i have a wierd physics teacher. she lost the ability to draw a plane in our revision forces test so she drew a flying pig instead. a flying pig who lands at 5m/s but gets charged at by a bull, so accelerates to 11m/s in 3 mins. then after a minute, it ducks behind a bush or something and deccelerates to rest. anyhoo, i got 15/15. go me.

i have to update my profile. au revoir.

maybe not.

people have started to find my site from google again. you wont believe the stuff they search for. lets start with the normal:

10 people searched about orlando bloom and his gap advert and went to my page abouit orli on graham norton and lij on a gap advert.
'flick scully kiss kiss'
'mcdull phone'
8x 'lotr personality tests'
5x 'RPS LotR Orli'
'orlando bloom hong kong'
'the faculty fanfiction'
'rps Lij Orli'
'trousers elijah wood'
'legolas fanfic'
'angel theme tune'
4x 'orli slash'
2x 'slut wear'
'pippin merry "fanfic"'
'lord' who knows...
'elijah wood orgasm' i believe i was talking about the fake orgasm scene in when harry met sally
'elijah wood cunt'
'Did Elijah Wood have braces?'
'diaryland aishira' thats amy.
'I met elijah wood' no i didnt.
'very secret diaries'
'very secret diaries lord rings'
'buffy shooting scripts'
the average helping of 'fine chinese guys'
'Elijah Wood Fanfiction'
'Elijah Wood singing Zombie'
'MANDY MOORE BRUNETTE' yeah it was all in caps.

maybe i'm a schizo but what did i write?

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