so we played the drinking game. alone in our houses. ho yeah so fun. my mum kicked my back while i was drinking and choked me to death. i had coke coming out of my tear ducts.

i can think of so many other things to put on the list:

lana talking about her dead parents

lex conveniently appearing to give clark something, then conveniently dissappearing.

clark blushing

lex refering to some ancient civilisation.

anyways, i still had lots of coke at the end, so i was like: "lex/jonathan bonding! *gulp*"

"clark/lana bonding! *gulp*"

"pecking on rosy cheek! *gulp*"

"lex in black! *gulp*"

see, smallville isnt even a good good show. if it were angel or buffy, the main plot would be more engaging and better woven into the subplot, instead of having the sub-plot father/son relationship thing become louder than the 'reaper' storyline. then title would be relavant to both plot and sub-plot. remember 'the prodigal'?

lex has gotta be the best thing in smallville. was the glass of single malt phallic? cos otherwise he wouldnt have fondled anyhting phallic that episode. keys and papers just don't qualify. he should have killed that man. he was annoying and ungood to the eyes.

<< smallville. so i drank. >>

th since 5th october 2001