its friday, and i'm very happy. i've got no chinese, and i have the weekend - sleep and internet. today miss english even randomly mentioned seeing elijah wood in "the good son" when she walked past nay's folder. that pleases me immensely.

denni now hates me - again - because i showed no sympathy when she mentioned that nicholas tse is gonna be in court for crashing his car then walking away and having some false alibi. according to her he might go to jail. according to me its bloody funny. he's annoying and its his fault that he crashed then walking away. anyway, the entire female population of hong kong under 21 is gonna back him up - guilty or not. so i laughed in her face. hence the hating. i'm a very hatable person.

but anyways, didnt elijah wood get his car turned over and still escaped with minor injuries? that's way more scary. life and death. someone crashed into DB's black merc, and didnt he sue their asses off? what an ass.

ticca and i are members of the Lex Luthor lovers club.

and that was it...

no, there's more. Michael Rosenbaum who plays Lex played Jack in the very bad Zoe Duncan Jack and Jane with Selma Blair! and i even remember him! and he was Urban Legend with Alicia Witt (cybil's on-screen daughter and the lawyer with the classy suits who had a fling with Richard Fish on Ally McBeal) which is on channel 4 this sunday at 10pm. and he's in Sorority boys where he cross dresses! yay!

Lana Lang or Kristin Kreuk is half chinese! and keanu reeves is quarter chinese! yay!

geez. i'm gonna have to learn to spell their names and stop saying yay.

Update: 7:00 i have to mention this. elijah wood bites his toe nails. according to the cosmo girl mini mag of izzie, wingchild of madhavi. "its a nervous energy thing" he explains. nice. so izzie's like: "he must be really flexible." ticca giggled. so i couldnt help it: "yeah, and apparently he has really big feet for someone his size. height. i meant height. giggles.

so i took ticca advise and read some smallville fanfic. so i started with a buffy crossover. her and lex go way back. second fic was a nice platonic lex/clark - they develope superman. third was slash, but couldnt be assed to read the slashy bits cos twas way too ridiculous - a flamboyantly gay clark wearing leather pants and purple lipstick from another dimention falls into smallville. his gay lover back home is Alex. the alternate version of Lex. oh yeah.

over lunch today. ticca had this thing with Lex holding phallic objects - the foil, the cue, the blue bottles?????

and while we're talking about phallic objects, theres this scene in school hard: buffy asks spike why he uses weapons. spike says that they make him feel all manly inside, then he slides his hand down his chest, and as he slides his hand lower buffy drops her axe.

look what i found. gay smallville quotes. lex/clark. wahey!

Lana: Mom wants to know if you're upset about a girl.
Clark: No.
Lana: Dad wants to know if you're upset about a guy.

Lex: We have a future, Clark...

and lets not forget mouth to mouth when clark was saving the drowning lex. heh. smallville slash is of the good.

and while we're talking about gayness, lets not forget sam and frodo. so i'm watchign some LOTR documentary. sam and rosie dance. sam looks really happy. he looks at frodo, sort of a 'thanks for pushing me into her' look. frodo is watching them while he plays this drum. he's a crap drum player, perhaps its cos he's hitting it way too hard. he doesnt look like a happy hobbit. someone's jealous of rosie...

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