You're slick, sleek, and you waste no time when there's a mission to be taken care of. You do what you're told, even if it sometimes means risking your life. You care for others to such an extent that you'd do anything for the ones you love. Not only that, but you're stylish, original, agile, and passionate.
okay, so it seems as if the domain servers aren't responding, huh. well, i have news:
i have replaced my angel poster with my frodo poster. think its angelus, actually, cos he has the Smirk. cant remember what material the pants are. (oh sorry, trousers. tell me: does 'leather trousers' sound good to you? geez, british people.) its been vexing me cos its the first thing i see in the moring and the last thing i can vaguely make out before i doze off. and he's just ugly and repulsive. so i've swapped him for frodo. who is way cuter. plus, i used to have him on the door of the study/computer room/room of depressing work stuff, whatever you wanna call it. so basically, every morning at 4am, when i go back to the glorious room of joyful and refreshing sleep, i see this black and white, big eyed, nosed, mouthed, haired, everythinged hobbit. which can be quite unnerving despite the angelic appearance. now it think about it, he's gonna freak me out completely tonight. and my study door looks way too bare. at least it won't prompt my mommy to diss him everytime she sees it:
"little short guy." "his head is too big." "hang on, its his body thats too small." "his eyes are too big (you what?). so is his nose, and mouth." and to conclude, "he's way out of proportion." ladies and gentlemen, my mother.
back to the point. this poster swapping should be very significant; i have officially converted to elijah wood obsessing. they probably have a vow for this type of thing:
"I, Lamlok, officially denounce David Boreanaz as my obsession. I pledge allegiance to Elijah Wood; may he be in all my thoughts from now onwards."
don't mind this at all. "why, master frodo, i am hopelessly devoted to you."
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why is the bloody AOL server busy at 3:31am?
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ooh, i saw a movie with amber benson in it a few hours ago - "the crush". one of those alicia silverstone bad-girl movies. she was 5th in the credits with a teeny, minute part, alicia silverstone's 'best friend'. AS is a psyco and gets obsessed with the new neighbour guy. she is 14, he is 28. when he doesnt return her affections, she sets wasps on his girlfriend, frames him for rape (-ing her), breaks amber benson's arm and ties her to a moving carousel for trying to help him. did i mention that it was a crap film? and i dont like alicia silverstone. she's not as pretty as the hype suggests. amber is prettier and she has better quality hair.
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i think my braces might be reacting with something i've eaten. i can taste the metal.
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i have more signs of bloomwood infatuation:
39. when realising that Flipper is not on the Easter line-up of crap kids' films, you look forward to christmas.
40. you wish that channel four would have a gay film season and show Wilde.
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UPDATED: i got passed the 4-figure mark today. nice. (1000! 1000! one friggin' thousand!)
