09.03.2002 ~ 11:56 pm
this is gonna be one of those wacky midnight entrys. in 4 mins.
orlando bloom cracks me up. his name, his dress sense, his hair, his wacky squirming. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!
why?
he dresses like my ex-eng teacher. my effeminate ex-eng teacher (who apparently carrys stain remover in a bag not unlike joey tribianni's) . they've got the stripy blue/white shirt, the green velvet suit and the pink roll neck. stylish.
does anyone notice that on graham norton, only old has-been famous people appear? and that the women guests get escorted to the stage by muscley men in revealing costumes and men guests get escorted to the stage by busty hos in revealing costumes? then why did orlando bloom come out with these men in hercules costumes? no wonder he was squirming.
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