2001-08-01 ~ 9:03 p.m.
4 great wonders of the confectionary world:
why do they make popular confectionary into ice-cream?
mars - good. caramel a tad sweet
snickers - caramel 2 sweet 2. nuts not a favorite
kitkat chunky - too much chocolate. too sweet
chunky - waaaaaaaayyyyyy too sweet w/ those chunky bits
m 'n ms - in a cornetto
smarties - that stupid pushie-upie thing with the smarties inside
galaxy - annoying big column of chocolate in middle
flake - already accociated w/ chocolate
xploder - shite. why the coke and lemon ice lolly?
jelly babies - wierd jelly, cool lolly
twix - i avoid the chocolate anyway
rowntree fruit pastels - good. why make best flavor (blackcurrant) least?
starburst - uneventful
why do they change the perfectly good names of popular confectionary?
opal fruit - starburst
coco pops - choco crispies
why do they change them back?
coco pops - choco crispies - coco pops
why do they change them in the first place?
try singing the following to its theme tune:
"i'd rather have a bowl of co-o co pops"
perfect.
now try this this:
"i'd rather have a bowl of cho-co crispies"
after doing this several times, you would have realised that the first is more fitting. why change it and then do a load of adverts to ask people if they wanna change it back, and then change it back?
why? i'll tell u why. there are two different theories:
1. the people responsible are stupid.
2. they are stupid enough to think that they would be really clever if they do this marketing gimmick that would help their failing sales.
i rest my case.
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