remember the spoilt daughter of richard and judy? she goes to the same orthodontist as me and got to wait for her appointment in some room other than the aptly named waiting room which lowly me just have to put up with although i spent good money (two thousand quid is not some random sum u blow off, 4, a pony, for example. *cough*daddy,can i have a pony?*cough* i hate horses. so, she makes annoying, big, whining noises during the appointment "nnnnpphhhh!", "eeeeeee!", "eeeeeuuuunnnn!", "whaaaaaeeeee!", "eeeeeeeehhh!". the pain only happens a few hours AFTER the appointment wen ur teeth move (empathise, people!). the only discomfort is that the actual 'theatre', if you like, is a conservatory extention of the house, and the blinds don't actually work. and somehow the sun always peeks put of those expected british clouds. so you squint. not whine, squint. (chess can verify that, thanku :)

the reason which she is replacing db's girlf, jaime, in my hate-list, (how do u pronounce that again? jameeeem? i always think that it is "jamie", which reminds me, my mother ordered a copy of jamie oliver's cook book today. he has this really cool chain necklace, wonder if they do a cheesy knock-off version of it. and anyone who can cook is in my good book. *cough*angel*cough*

back to jaime. she's a playboy model. hahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa. upon hearing this, all hate was removed. (i have a feeling that i am quoting a hymn) typing this is making me feel even better. back to my subject of not-so-much-but-still-hurting-bitterness-now: r and j's princess. remember the time db went to 'this morning' ( of all shows)? well. r and j brought along their little girlie and told her to deliver something to a mystery guest's dressing room. surprise, surprise... (insert fake enthusiasm)... so, she got to meet him AND took it for granted! if i had that opportunity i won't be feeling any pain now (ie. won't be whining in orthodontic appointments). nothing! i'd be pleasantly numb.

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